1. I don't know.
2. I can't measure that.
3. I've blogged angry (duh).
4. I buy links. NO, NO I DON'T! I DON'T!
5. I've used nofollow.
6. I use tables when I can't get divs to work.
7. I've used Web 2.0 button generators.
8. I tried to make money selling Acai Supplements. After feeling dirty, I gave up.
9. I can't predict the ROI.

Bonus Round

1. I use the phrase "social media" regularly (I lick 9-volts to atone).
2. Your popular idea is dumb.
3. Your unpopular idea is fantastic.
4. You did everything right. It just didn't work.
5. We did everything right. It just didn't work.